For those of you who came to the party and brought presents: thanks and sorry I was a jackass.
For those of you who came to the party and didn't bring presents (Yes, Harold, Puffo, Capote, and the fish, I'm talking to you): try harder next year and sorry I was a jackass.
For those of you who sent presents and couldn't make it to the party: Thanks, and consider yourself lucky in comparison to the first two groups.
For those of you who couldn't make it to the party or send presents: Thanks, I probably didn't deserve your presence or your presents and you we're fulfilling Karma's will.
For those of you that sent presents but don't have access to the internet, I pray that you'll pray that I remember to send you a paper thank you.
For those of you that didn't send presents and don't have access to the internet, let's just pretend none of this happened.
Love and Thanks,
c-bones
3 comments:
You are such a nut. Not a nut case, just a nut. I was glad to be there and I thought you behaved just fine for a man not feeling quite up to par. I also thought you were extra patient, which is certainly noteworthy considering all that was going on, and which leads me to believe, since you are apologizing (beyond your usual), that perhaps you were a bit mellow due to not feeling quit up to par, and which certainly isn't a bad thing either. Luv you. (And thanks for the thanks.)
I'm always happy to be an agent of Karma. It's my main function on this planet, I think.
I am laughing so hard. Thanks for the funny post.
Jackasses of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your shame...
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