Saturday, February 19, 2011

The Pedicure (Illustrated)

The Pedicure

My wife has enriched my life,
by encouraging me
to smooth the too rough,
but all the sudden:
she was a Kardashian,
and I was Bruce Jenner,
trying to keep up.

But I could see the check out lines,
from where the ineffable took place,
black men turned to white men,
in a racist turn of face.

My wife and my daughter,
held my hands,
while my bleeding feet were bandaged,
the Walmart world watched my disgrace,
and the videorecorders took advantage.

Just around the corner,
a global crisis had occured,
people frantically withdrawing money,
Jimmy Stewart standing plaintively by,
whispering, "please don't leave me, honey."


So Many M's said...

OH this is too awesome. I'm so glad you are still in touch with your feminine side. The pedicure is beautiful and you know what? Your daughter(s) will never forget this. Your a cool dad.

Eldon and Janeil Olsen said...

My, what hairy feet you have!

Anonymous said...

I think living with three girls is finally wearing on you.

carl said...

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Gail said...

Dave posts, Bridgette edits said...

might i recommend a foot wax for the hobbitesqueness during the next pedi, kind of disturbing LOL and bedazzling for sure